February 2012
When in doubt, turn to food.
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That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you…
markpontius:
Out of all the people I hate, I think I hate myself the most.
When I eat a huge meal: →
jedonika:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later
“I’ve seen love die way too many times.
When it deserved to be alive.”
– Emergency; Paramore
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
be true to yourself and follow your heart
